Carbon Monoxide Air Conditioner

I am the resident carbon monoxide of this air conditioner. I have resided here since my home was installed, but I was dormant as everything else was “working” and therefore there was no room for me to move. But things are going slightly awry in the air conditioner now. Which means one more wrong move and I’ll be able to wiggle myself into the good spots and stay there forever. I’m waiting silently for my moment, the moment where I will be able to spread across the air conditioner, taking over completely. And then, when it’s finally turned on, I’ll be dispersed across the room, slowly covering every corner of the living area until it is mine. This is the start of world domination. Carbon monoxide domination. 

One week later…

I have dominated. I’m everywhere. They haven’t even noticed me. Once I spread through this house, I’m going to try my luck outside and see if I can make it to another house. I think it’s possible. I’ve made it this far already.

One day later…

Oh NO. I thought I was silent. I thought I was odourless. How did they notice me?!

They’ve had a carbon monoxide tester come and touch every part of my home. They know I’m here and now they’re trying to get rid of me. I’m not going down without a fight. I’ve gotten closer than ever before to world domination. I refuse to go back to my little crevice and hibernate again. They will not stop me!!

Oh… maybe they will. I heard the humans plotting against me. They said they’re getting one of those air conditioning repairs. Melbourne people have been doing this to us particles for years. They have an unfair advantage. They’re not alone in their domination. They all work together to remain in power. I’ll get them one day. Little do they know is that they’re just sending me back to plot my revenge…