Just Light Entertainment

Finally, a second season of Escape to the Country! The first season was a smash hit, but some stuffy network executives raised a big furor about laws being broken, and television standards being breached, and something about the network “descending into barbarism” and whatnot. I, for one, fail to see anything unethical about a family …

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Desk Manager

I know I’m not supposed to swear, but what the HECK. I actually had fun filling out this big old stupid questionnaire, because it actually seemed like I was going to get a result that aligned with my interests. Then we get them back and suddenly it looks like I’m locked into a life of …

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Conveyancing Plus FUN

They finally announced the contestants for the next season of The Great Australian Trade-Off, which for me is a huge relief because I’m not sure I can stomach another episode of Your Kitchen Sucks. Sappy music cues and artificial drama make me want to be violently ill, and I only watch it to fill the …

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Fast and Spurious

Oh golly, they’re making another Fast and the Spurious movie. I seriously, perhaps foolishly, thought they were done after number nine. And then there was the spinoff with the two characters: Hobson’s, Sure, in which the two characters who hate each other agree to go to a lovely cafe in Stratford-upon-Avon called Hobson’s and talk …

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No Techniques Inside!

So, um…anyone know a really good place for repairing glass? All my hopes and dreams just came true, but I also really need some very immediate glass repair. Melbourne would be preferable, and if they can’t do it in half an hour, I’ll also take recommendations for DIY repair kits. If they…actually exist.   Okay, so …

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Hot Bag Scoops?

This case is testing my mental skills! I been hinting this mystery girl all around Melbourne, always arriving too late, like I’m under some journalistic curse, ! I bust in on the scene and there’s a bunch of bad guys nursing cracked ribs and handcuffed to posts for the police to pick up. I guess …

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The Automotive Thrill

I know it’s rather crass and beneath my station, but I’m terribly curious as to what it’s like to drive a car. I’ve had a driver ever since I was born, and I’ve been periodically firing them since I was old enough to understand that I had the power to do that. Sometimes they take …

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Javelin through windows

I know Javelin throwing isn’t the most common sport in the world. I didn’t care that it wasn’t popular, I was good at it and I enjoyed the sport. I was completely in love with my new found favourite activity and no one could tell me otherwise. My parents had tried to convince me to …

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View to a Shill

Ugh, I hate it when I’m trying to shill one thing, and then I get a sudden calling to shill something else that’s the complete opposite. I was hosting a Heel Extension party, because I’m a consultant for Hellion Heels for Honeys. They do heel extensions (‘for the girl who needs to be taller for …

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Drilling to Success

Drills, drills all day, every single day. They’re totally necessary, and I’m kept going by the heat of my inner flame, but wow, SO many drills. Madame Broom doesn’t let just anyone into her prestigious academy, you know. You have to possess incredible innate talent, and the ability to work so hard your arms and …

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