Tinty’s New Views

Every window tells a story. But, as I soon found out, not every story is created equal. After my pleasant stint at the suburban home, I was pulled away for a fresh assignment. I felt the cool touch of adhesive and found myself stretched over the window of a car. I was mobile, racing down …

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Luxury Mansion Tour

As the most fascinating creation of the 22nd century slowly rose from the untouched lands of the Mornington Peninsula, we decided to sit down with the most ingenious mastermind behind it – the AI contractor itself. Not just content with crafting the ultra-modern autonomous mansion, it now dons the hat of a witty tour guide, …

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Kitchen Design Horrors

Judge Twinkle Toes: Order in the court. We continue with the case against Sparkle Socks, assessing the severity of the design choices in the kitchen renovation. Prosecutor Glitter Beard, proceed. Prosecutor Glitter Beard: Thank you, your honour. We now turn to the principles which guide every elfin renovation, principles upheld by all kitchen design companies …

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Drainpipe Dora

At the illustrious Gold Whistle Hotel, the fervour of the Faucet Idol competition evolves, drawing in various entities from the concealed corners of the plumbing world. A behind-the-scenes glance reveals mentors and judges working tirelessly to shape the raw potentials into stars. The central figure guiding them is the seasoned drain plumber, a sage entity …

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Steady Steel Future

Steadying myself amidst the ever-busy rhythm of Melbourne, I, an 18th-century blacksmith, find myself excitedly navigating the world of modern steel production. Today, I’m visiting a place recommended to me – a workshop where they produce steel beams for construction close to Melbourne. A far cry from the simplistic beams I used to forge back …

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Human Disability Basics

I make my report from beneath the strange, warm glow of the Earth’s sun, making my initial attempts to decode the complex tapestry of human society here in a place called Adelaide. My name is Zylar, official observer from the Intergalactic Council. My mission? To examine the systems Earthlings have in place to support those …

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Sight Seeing Eyes

Moving to Bayside is a decision I make on a whim. As a travel blogger, the world is my canvas, but the serene charm of Bayside calls to me. It promises the allure of tranquil beaches, rustic parks, and a colourful local culture, everything a wandering soul craves. In the first few weeks, I explore …

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Plumbing Nightmare

Purchasing a new home is exciting and stressful. For us, that excitement definitely dissipated into various stages of fear, stress and frustration. To put it simply, the real estate agents we were dealing with were a bunch of cowboys. There were a whole heap of promises made as to when we’d get the keys. They …

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