Glazier By Day…

It’s about time this city got itself some mysterious vigilantes. For years I’ve been restricted to just reading comics and watching poor-quality superhero television to sate my urge, but now Melbourne has a real vigilante urban legend of its very own. Right on! Next step: find this person and become their sidekick. I just saw …

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Hospitals = Health?

Sometimes I think hospitals seem like the worst possible place to receive healthcare services. There, I said it. To be clear, I don’t have too many ideas on how to make them better environments for healing, short of raising taxes. But that doesn’t mean I can’t offer a critique, misguided thought it may potentially be. …

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Kitchen Metaphors

Samantha really doesn’t ever shut up about home decorating. When Amanda said that, I sort of dismissed it, but it’s actually true. I always thought she had more interest in the topic than your average Joe, but I hadn’t clocked the full extent of it. It’s virtually all she talks about, and she does so …

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Power Play

It’s funny seeing Billy trying to fit into the corporate world. On one hand, he’s a complete natural at it, with inbuilt assertiveness and a nose for when he’s being stitched up. On the other hand, he’s like a fish out of water when it comes to some of the more traditional (shall we say) …

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The Prime Victory

OH. MY. VROOM-NESS. I feel like we’ve been here before, but Week of Our Lives seems to have so many episodes centered around cars that I find it hard to keep up with all of them. There are literally thousands of episodes now, so I can’t be expected to remember all those summaries! That’s what …

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Alas, No Magic!

Alright, I finally give up on my quest! I’ve searched, I have searched, and I’ve double searched, but it seems like Melbourne doesn’t have a single magic shop. I told myself that this realm couldn’t possibly be devoid of the mystic arts, but three visits to novelty joke shops later and I’m starting to see …

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It’ll Be Quiet…

Ugh, the in-laws are always picking up on trends before us. Just another way in which they rub it in my face that their family is better than mine, I wasn’t good enough for their daughter, and they will always have more money than we do. So now old Mr and Mrs Bennett are moving …

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Sweet Truck

I’m kind of jealous of Tony’s sweet work vehicle. I don’t know what the go is with his employers, but they must be doing pretty well for a small construction company, because they’ve given Tony a brand new dual-cab ute with a custom half canopy to drive. Evidently, they don’t know about his love of …

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The Last Straw

Well, there’s Sandrine on leave again. We should’ve seen this coming, because she was actually doing a lot of the same things as last time. The only difference is that she was burning herself out by acting nice, and actually being helpful and productive, so it’s a shame that she worked so hard. She got …

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